- Why did the motorcycle stop? - It was two tired. kep_8602277 Angol szóviccek magyarul - Why was this joke so lame? - Because it had no pun-chline! kep_8602275 Angol szóviccek magyarul - I'm on a seafood diet. - I see food I eat it. kep_8602273 Angol szóviccek magyarul - What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? - A palm. kep_8602271 Angol szóviccek magyarul - Would you like to buy a male or female dog? - Bitch please. kep_8602269 Angol szóviccek magyarul - How do you organize a party in space? - You plan it. kep_8602267 Angol szóviccek magyarul - Why are fish so smart? - Because they live in schools. kep_8602263 Angol szóviccek magyarul - What do you call someone with no body and a nose? - Nobody knows. kep_8602265 Angol szóviccek magyarul - Why was six scared of seven? -Because seven eight nine. kep_8602279 Angol szóviccek magyarul - Can february march? - No. But april may. kep_8602261 Angol szóviccek magyarul Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal. kep_8602257 Angol szóviccek magyarul - How did the hipster burn his tongue? - He drank his coffee before it was cool. kep_8602259 Angol szóviccek magyarul - How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? - Ten-tickles. kep_8602255 Angol szóviccek magyarul - What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? - Roberto. kep_8602253 Angol szóviccek magyarul - What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? - Dam. kep_8602249 Angol szóviccek magyarul